85 Instagram Captions for Guys That Are Perfect No Matter the Pic (2024)

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“Fresher than a pillow with a mint on it."

By Carolyn Twersky and Kori Williams
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There's nothing like spending quality time with the guys. You can flick it up while celebrating your favorite soccer team advancing to the next round at the World Cup, post snapshots of your latest sneaker haul, or take funny selfies showcasing your lifelong bromance with the friends that know you best. When you're ready to hit your Instagram TL or TikTok FYP page with flame emoji-worthy pics and videos, crafting the perfect Instagram caption for guys is a must.

When you're living in the moment, snapping the coolest selfies, posing with your squad, or cuddling with your boo, captions may be the last thing on your mind. Who wants to get distracted searching for the perfect phrase to summarize your latest photo opp when you're living your best life? We've compiled a list of fun Instagram captions for guys that will make your undeniable cool posts even cooler.

Captions for Selfies

  • Not everyone likes me, but not everyone matters.
  • Make today so great that yesterday gets jealous.
  • I’m gracing you with my presence.
  • Don’t be jealous of my good looks.
  • Be awesome today.
  • There's nothing better than being yourself.
  • I decide the vibe.
  • Be a Warrior, not a Worrier.
  • I woke up like this.
  • Always focused on being happy.
  • Every innocent face has a wild side.
  • Do what is right, not what is easy.
  • I bring so much heat I'm low-key Prince Zuko.
  • A stumble may prevent a fall.
  • I do a thing called 'what I want.'
  • If it doesn’t open, it’s not your door.
  • "Think before you come for the great one." —Drake
  • Nobody is perfect. That's why pencils have erasers.
  • "Fresher than a pillow with a mint on it." —Drake
  • They criticize you too much because they wish they were you.
  • They call me ranch cuz I be dressing.
  • WARNING: You may fall in love with my face.
  • Me, myself, and I.
  • Life is better when you are laughing.
  • 100% Savage 100% Classy 1000% Stylish.

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          Funny captions

          • I'm always struggling between eating a snack or being one.
          • I don't have an excuse for what I did but I'll find one.
          • Good food is a good mood.
          • If you think I'm great now, wait til you get to know me.
          • I'm not weird, I'm just limited edition.
          • I got back with my Ex…Box 360.
          • Today, I will be as useless the 'g' in lasagna.
          • Sorry if I look interested. I'm not...
          • You couldn’t handle me even if I came with instructions.
          • I’m not always sarcastic sometimes I’m sleeping.
          • There’s no 'we' in fries.
          • All I need: Wi-Fi, Food, Bed.
          • If your life got harder, Congratulations! You just leveled up.
          • I am so good in bed, I can sleep all day!
          • If you have come all this way to see my photo, then like it.
          • Want to ride in an Ark? I Noah a guy…
          • I am not feeling lazy. I am just incredibly motivated to do nothing.
          • Sure, I do marathons... On Netflix.
          • I think you're suffering from a lack of vitamin me.
          • An apple a day will keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough.
          • If you obey all the rules, you’ll miss all the fun.

                  Captions for pics with friends

                  • We got that Friday feeling.
                  • I still ride with my day one.
                  • First, we eat. Then, we do everything else.
                  • Bros forever.
                  • Everything we do is epic.
                  • Partners in crime.
                  • What's tighter, our jeans or our friendship?
                  • We're having a selfie contest.
                  • With the homies.
                  • The best days are filled with chill vibes.
                  • Which one of us is the bad influence?
                  • You either live real life or on Instagram.
                  • We were all strangers to begin with.
                  • Blood makes you related, loyalty makes you family.
                  • On my worst behavior.
                  • Saturdays are for the boys.
                  • No one will ever be as entertained by us as us.
                  • Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
                  • My brother from another mother.

                      Captions for pics with bae

                      • Do you have a name, or can I call you Mine?
                      • Besides chocolate, you’re my favorite.
                      • In a room full of art, I would still stare at you.
                      • Let’s run away to cities where nobody knows our stories.
                      • You are what I need in my life.
                      • When I fell for you, I fell HARD.
                      • With you, time stands still.
                      • Sweeter than honey.
                      • You give me so much to smile about.
                      • These beautiful eyes have me hypnotized.
                      • Your beauty caught my eye, but your personality caught my heart.
                      • No time zone matters when you are mine 24/7.
                      • Love is stupid until it is about you.
                      • Seven billion smiles, and yours is my favorite.
                      • You've stolen a pizza of my heart.
                      • The good things in life are better with you.
                      • I love you more than chocolate.
                      • Just the two of us.
                      • The peanut butter to my jelly.
                      • Without you, I've got nothing to lose.

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                          Carolyn Twersky

                          Associate Editor

                          Carolyn Twersky is an associate editor for Seventeen covering celebrities, entertainment, politics, trends, and health. On her off time, she's probably watching Ru Paul's Drag Race, traversing NYC for the best donuts, or, most likely, enjoying time in her favorite place in the world: her bed.

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                          Kori Williams

                          Kori Williams is the Editorial Fellow at Seventeen and covers celebrities, pop culture, music and what’s interesting on the internet. She enjoys reading, crafting and eating out to the dismay of her wallet.

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